Hi, I'm Ven Portman and this is my NeoCities page.

You should probably visit my real website at venportman.com

You can email me at ven@venportman.com

Things I've done you probably shouldn't

• Learned Git
• Listened to The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of Niggy Tardust
• Played Twilight Imperium
• Watched Battlestar Galactica from beginning to end four times
• LSD
• Lived out of one bag for four years
• Visited suckless.org